Fine, baby, you can live here

Friend announced she is pregnant by saying, “[My son] is getting a sibling.”

By that strange phrasing it sounded like she might adopt a pet or her husband is having a love child.

Hope For My Future Life: If I conceive a baby with someone, I hope that we are excited enough about it that we use the active voice; e.g. “I am pregnant as hell” or “There is a fucking baby inside this woman.”

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  1. nsomn said: I like the ring to “I’m pregnant as the dickens.” CHORTLE.
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